What you don't want to hear....during surgery


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1: Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

 

2: "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

 

3: BoBo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

 

4: Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

 

5: Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie.

 

6: Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. 

 

7: Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

 

8: There go the lights again...

 

9: Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of 'em.

 

10: Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

 

11: Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

 

12: What's this doing here?

 

13: I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

 

14: That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

 

15: Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

 

16: Sterile, schmerle. The floor's clean, right?

 

17: What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...

 

18: OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

 

19: This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

 

20: Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

 

21: Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

 

22: What do you mean "You want a divorce"?!

 

23: FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

 

24: Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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