What you don't want to hear....during surgery

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1: Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2: "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

3: BoBo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

4: Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

5: Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie.

6: Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. 

7: Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

8: There go the lights again...

9: Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of 'em.

10: Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

11: Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

12: What's this doing here?

13: I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

14: That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

15: Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

16: Sterile, schmerle. The floor's clean, right?

17: What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...

18: OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

19: This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

20: Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

21: Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

22: What do you mean "You want a divorce"?!

23: FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

24: Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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