You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.
3: You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to
gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at
4: You can never go to the bathroom alone without someone screaming
outside the door.
5: You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed
6: You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away,
not to mention what Bambi does to you.
7: You actually start understanding the Klingon language.
8: You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101
Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.
9: You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have
your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on
10: You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband,
enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that
you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!