You know you're a Mom when...


1: You automatically double-knot everything you tie.


2: You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

3: You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

4: You can never go to the bathroom alone without someone screaming outside the door.

5: You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

6: You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

7: You actually start understanding the Klingon language.

8: You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

9: You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

10: You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!


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