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Training
courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1.
Silence, the
Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making
Deposits.
3. Parties: Going Without New
Outfits.
4. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need
Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
5. Bathroom Etiquette II: His
Razor is His.
6. Communication Skills I: Tears -
The Last Resort, not the First.
7. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging.
8. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill
You Can Acquire.
9. Telephone Skills: How to Hang
Up.
10. Introduction to Parking
11.
The Toilet:
You can learn to leave the seat up .
12. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.
13. Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are
Not for Human Consumption.
14. Cooking II: How not to Inflict
Your Diets on Other People.
15. Compliments: Accepting Them
Gracefully.
16. PMS: "Poor me syndrome"
Your Problem . . . Not His.
17. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like
To.
18. Classic Clothing: Wearing
Outfits You Already Have.
19. Household Dust: A Harmless
Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
20. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs
Both.
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